This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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