508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.