I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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