We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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