Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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