Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
