So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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