I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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