I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I would fuck him just for his dog
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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