I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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