Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I seem to have left my pride at pride
well you can't waste a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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