like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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