U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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