that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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