We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Everyone says I win the strip club
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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