i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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