Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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