She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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