how can u be prego again
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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