I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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