i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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