windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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