I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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