I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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