She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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