after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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Have fun and good luck.
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