just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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