did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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