what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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