his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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