well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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