Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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