i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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