Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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