my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish you could order shots online.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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