she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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