If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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