I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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