No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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