her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
