did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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