So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Randomize
