She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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