oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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