well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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