I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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