She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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