Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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