I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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