So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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