Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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