the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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