Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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