You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
false alarm. still invincible.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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