Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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