God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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