Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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