you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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